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Musings from a tired-ass mom and avid (rabid?) gardener

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June 20, 2011

A most ridiculous instruction to parents

June 20, 2011/ Em-i-lis

On one of the boys’ trucks: “Remove batteries when toy is not in use.”

Can anyone seriously expect parents to remove batteries from toys when they’re not in use? As if I don’t have enough else to do. This would be a full time and really stupid job.

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