Rogue branch just crushed my car

Ok really?! Tom just got home, and I could immediately tell something was not quite right.

me: “What’s wrong, hon?”
T: “Did you see your car?”
me: “No, why?”
T: “A branch fell from the tree, dented your trunk, and smashed your back windshield into smithereens.”
me: “Say what?”

Not a great addition to the day, friends.