A pedicure and trashy mags

are such a nice way to spend a rainy afternoon. My hubby is such a doll. So I’m in the massage chair leafing through People mag and have a few observations:1) Helen Mirren is awesome! Sexy, cool, I bet she curses like a sailor, drinks like one too and would be a blast to hang out with. May I age as magnificently as has she. 2) Michelle Monaghan has crazed eyes. Have you noticed that? Weird. 3) John Mayer is so effing slime-bally. Gross- why do women sleep with him? He seems like a douchey a-hole to me! 4) Russell Brand is hilar!

Know who else is hilarious? Daniel Tosh. Omg, have you watched Tosh.o? That guy will do and say anything!