24 April 2020: Daily Hu... DO NOT DRINK BLEACH

America has now lost more than 50,000 of its people to Covid-19, but instead of gravity, humility, and comfort, the idiot-in-chief yesterday suggested that we inject ourselves with disinfectant and/or light. He did say this. Do not let yourselves be gaslit by “it was taken out of context.” It was not.

Here is the video evidence from the press conference in which president dumbass says all of those things.

Here are two tweets from White House reporters who were in the audience.

I am speechless, flabbergasted, gobsmacked, astonished, and mortified by what a goddamn imbecile trump is.

So, I offer you these gems to counter the fact that America is so incredibly embarrassing in so many ways right now.

A GENIUS rendition of the above ridiculous speech. MUST-WATCH.

Thank you, Anne.

Thank you, Anne.

Thank you, Anne.

Thank you, Anne.

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23 April 2020: Daily Shiz

This kinda stuff really brings me down. What does it mean, why was it said, and why do such ignorant people get put in charge of anything?

WTF?

WTF?

To counter that, I offer you these:

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The following is an incredibly ridiculous and hilarious error:

22 April 2020: Daily Humor + Misc

Friends, Happy Earth Day.

If you haven’t already, run to watch Unorthodox on Netflix. It’s based on (closely at first, very loosely later on) Deborah Feldman’s eponymous memoir, which I read shortly after it was published in 2012. The miniseries is tense and excellent, albeit slightly unbelievable in just a few parts. That said, those moments don’t detract from the larger whole, and I highly encourage you to watch.

Before we get to funny, I wanted to share this terrific article on managing gender roles and dynamics during the coronavirus.

Humor:

More hilarious art recreations. Thank you, Susan! The harp player kills me.

This guy is so enormously wonderful and therapeutic to listen to. His rage is spot on! I appreciated the spitting and jacket unzipping.

Billie Jean and coffee. This is priceless.

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Shamefully true. And shame on you MS, GA, TN, SC, AL, Las Vegas mayor, and Texas Lieutenant Governor. It is NOT time to reopen, and certainly not because you need a tattoo or your roots done.

Shamefully true. And shame on you MS, GA, TN, SC, AL, Las Vegas mayor, and Texas Lieutenant Governor. It is NOT time to reopen, and certainly not because you need a tattoo or your roots done.