28 March 2020: Daily Humor + Lovely + Misc

This daily laugh track idea turns out to have been really brilliant because it’s the only reason I still know what day it is.

Our spring break ends tomorrow, and distance learning resumes Monday. Force be with us. In that regard, I offer you both regular quarantine humor and also some learning-at-home amusement.

Amen.

Thank you, Amy.

Lotta, did you send this one?

Lovely:

A girl who just finished chemo gets a welcome-home parade that follows safe, socially-distant rules.

Misc:
And in the not humorous (and not for kids) but thoroughly true vein, I give you this gem from Michael Rapaport. Couldn’t agree more.

27 March 2020: Daily Humor

Today was just what the doctor ordered. It was GORGEOUS! To the point where I ultimately got to wear shorts AND a short-sleeved t-shirt and garden for hours and hours. I gave away many hostas as well as some raspberry canes and butternut squash seedlings. I mulched and weeded and saw neighbors from appropriate distances and the kids played outside, and it was so nice.

Y’all are doing a GREAT job staying sane, keeping in touch, laughing, and sending me good material for the daily laugh track.

Humor:

Y’all, this dog is KILLING ME. I nearly lost my breath and bladder outside today whilst viewing it for the first time. Thank you, Susan.

Fred for the win! Thank you, Anne.

Thank you, Lotta.

In Resistance news, we need more of this:
(From, John Kerry & Walton, KY, mayor, Gabe Brown, respectively).

And don’t forget to wash your hands!!

26 March 2020: Daily Humor

I despise Agent Orange. He is the most insidious cancer and putrid rot.

Isn’t this terrific? I mean, I thought this shit was airtight contained. Larry Kudlow told me so. So did trump. So did all his slobbering minions. Puh-lease. My neighbors are all sewing masks for hospital workers right now. We are one of the wealthiest countries in the world, and neighbors are going to Joann Fabric for mask-making kits to help out. Plus 81,782 cases as of several hours ago. I detest the GOP/T.

Hilarious:

This woman’s outfit alone deserves an award. She WILL survive!

This little girl cannot handle the thought of relying only on her mother’s cooking. Don’t we all just want a Nando’s, honey?!

Kevin himself addresses the degrees of separation.

Lovely (thank you, Liz):

What the world needs now a la Berklee School of Music.