Em-i-lis in Review: March 2013

Who loves Benedict Cumberbatch more than moi? No one. Lawd a'mercy can that man wear a suit! Who is tired of winter? Moi! It feels like we're living on Hoth; at least that's how I am experiencing this January.

In any case, the Em-i-lis 2013 Year in Review continues with... MARCH.

Em-i-lis turned 2!!! And Oliver celebrated his 4th! Both were such happy occasions though only Oliver had a spectacular Wonder Woman cake and received a real Golden Lasso. I dare say my birthday cakes are getting awfully artistic and skillfully done.

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As Oliver's birthday is St. Patrick's Day, I made a magnificent corned beef and cabbage meal, a la Suzanne Goin, for dinner that night. This recipe was immediately filed in the Awesome: Make Regularly category.

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We went to New Orleans for Spring Break, discovered and ate at Coquette (a must; great place) while there and for the first time ever, had to buy jeans because of a cold front. In Louisiana! In late March!

Tom and I co-wrote this lengthy post about knives: types, honing and sharpening them, ways to do so, etc. Very helpful! And when Sheryl Sandberg's book, Lean In, burst onto the scene, and the whole Sandberg-Anne-Marie Slaughter conversation commenced, I wrote this essay: Leaning In.

Lastly, my obsession with homemade ricotta and candied kumquats reached new heights in this tart. Aah...makes me want to go make one now!

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All in all, in looking back, March was not the most exciting of months so I'm hoping for better as this one rolls around.

Ululations in the night, Fiola review

I feel worse than a pile of cat puke this morning, y'all. Mom, T and I indulged in a marvelous dinner at Fiola last night and returned home happy, sated and ready for a good night's sleep. Such was not to be for T and me as Jack kept us up ALL night, ululating continuously from his bed. I mean ALL.NIGHT long. Hours after hours of this horrid widow's cry. Half the time we couldn't rouse him but the rest of the time was even more frustrating because trying to talk sense into a lunatic seven year old in the middle of the night is not a satisfying experience.

You see, this past Tuesday when J had the four cavities on the right side of his mouth filled (thank you, subprime tooth anatomy), the dentist urged him to avoid nibbling on his numb cheek at all cost. Unfortunately, J nibbled and so now has a large wound just inside his mouth. I don't doubt that the bugger really hurts and crimps his style, but you know what doesn't help? Dramatically screeching two nights in a row such that neither he nor we get any sleep. He looks like the wrath of god this morning, eyes spinning wildly and ringed by deep, dark bags of fatigue, hair mussed in an odd way. And while I might look slightly better than that, I feel infinitely worse.

It is gray as get-out outside today, and I feel that overall, this Saturday will lag.

Fiola, on the other hand, was lovely. The service there is Danny Meyer-terrific; Artur, our waiter, was such a doll, and all support staff was equally well trained, striking the perfect balance between attentive and absent. There was zero pretension, complete knowledge, good advice and a little bit extra in every way.

Mom started with an Old Fashioned, T an IPA and for moi, an Arneis from the Roero DOCG in Italy's Piedmont. I'm a big fan of Arneis, a varietal that often reminds me of a minerally yet round Chardonnay. It pairs wonderfully with a number of dishes; last night I had it in mind for the appetizer I wanted: the burrata di bufala with sardine escabeche, puntarelle, basil pesto and an airy bread tuile. As it turned out, I finished the wine before the dish arrived, but both were independently spectacular so it mattered not.

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We shared the burrata so that we could also share the lobster ravioli. This was no "hint of lobster" ravioli. No, it was in your face, giant chunks of tender lobster in every bite and everywhere you looked. Of the gods.

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In the meantime, I ordered a marvelous '08 Montepulciano from Le Marche, the region of Italy from which Fiola's chef hails. I simply cannot tell you how much I enjoyed this wine, the Umani Ronchi Cumaro. Meraviglioso!

Mom and I each ordered the wild cod with salsify, black trumpet mushrooms, truffle, cipollini agrodolce and a bit of port; Tom chose the Le Marche-style lasagna which was about 8 types of meat plus sweetbreads mixed and stuffed delicately between rounds of papery pasta. He said it was excellent, Mom loved her cod, I liked but didn't love mine; it was a tad rich.

As is too often the case, sadly, dessert underwhelmed. Mom ordered the vanilla panna cotta with mandarins and honeycomb candy, and Artur brought us the chocolate mousse with cassis gelato as a treat. I didn't like either. The honeycomb candy tasted like stale bread crumbs, and why the panna cotta appeared to have been stirred is beyond me. When I order panna cotta, or flan for that matter, I expect and want a compact yet airy puck of creaminess. I want to be able to scoop generous spoonfuls from the sweet hill, unencumbered by rogue fruit or dissonant toppings; those things should sit off to the side so that options they are and remain. Last night, I had to work to avoid all the extras and finally just laid my spoon to rest.

The chocolate dish lacked complexity and interest; chocolate mousse easily falls into this trap. It's got to have an underpinning of flavor that gives me something in each bite that is not just chocolate fluff. I want a contrast: dark chocolate with milk for example, or a nutty component that makes each taste captivating. This dessert bored my tongue, numbed it, and so again, I let my companions finish things off.

The shining star for me was the glass of Maculan Torcolato we shared, a dessert wine with a delightful viscosity, a sweetness that is not cloying and just enough acidity and fruit to make your mouth feel like dancing.

All in all, a delight!

CVS or, all that is wrong in this world

Obviously that is slightly hyperbolic, but only slightly so. This afternoon I went to the doc because the damn nausea is still with me (I am not with child, people, so put any musings in that vein to rest), and my ankle and knee joints have been so achy the past two days that I feel as if I climbed the tallest Chutes-and-Ladders ladder only to find that each rung was a decade of age rather than the quick-trip to the winner's circle. Long story short, I have felt arthritically ancient with a hefty dose of attendant crabbiness. As it turns out, it seems I have parvovirus, aka a shitty virus that lasts for weeks and can cause joint pain, fatigue and a generalized feeling of "shit, how did I get so old so quickly?" I'm thrilled.

Not.

I hate viruses. They are such mean suckers. They invade your body and you can't treat them, only their evil henchmen, the symptoms. I left the doc with a prescription for Zofran for the nausea (generic name: Ondansetron; isn't that utterly delightful? Like if I take this, maybe I'll want to go disco dancing to the max) and the suggestion to take Aleve post haste for the joint crap.

With complete resignation I headed to CVS, aka the place where your last dreams go to die. I felt deep in my achy bones that my prescription would never be ready, yet when I saw the line of people in front of me, I found the silver lining and said to myself, "Surely by the time I make it up this Sisyphean hill, my dance drug will be ready."

Behind the counter were two pharmacy assistants and one pharmacist. There were two Medicare-aged women at the registers (I'm not being agist! I saw one's Medicare card and the other was definitely older) and they were shooting the breeze with one another like they were long-lost sisters reuning for the first time in 40 years. Neither of their insurance cards was working, and in between catching up, they convinced not one, not two, but all three of the pharmacy employees to make calls on their behalf. Now, you might think this is good service, and to these birds it surely was, but T used to consult for CVS and one of the main rules his team implemented was that if one customer's needs are taking forever and that many phone calls too AND there's a snakey line in the wings, the pharmacy peeps need to ask the albatrosses to stand aside so that not every one else has to spend the hour in pharma purgatory with them.

Complete FAIL tonight.

Finally, one employee said, "Oh, my register is broken!!??" WTF? Did she not know that? The older ladies didn't notice because at this point they were rapturously engaged in the MOST inane conversation about how they were going to hand-laminate their insurance cards later tonight. Seriously? The gray woman at the other register casually unloaded her prunes (seriously) and other stuff, took 6 months to pay, then asked for a bag and finally turned around and said, "Oh, we made everyone wait." Yes indeed.

Meanwhile, the two women in line behind me keep inching closer as if that was going to speed things up. One was literally breathing on my shoulder, sighing dramatically and periodically hacking up her right lung. I wanted to yell, "Listen woman, I already have flipping parvovirus. Back the eff off and don't give me an extra bit of nasty."

After so very long I approach the desk and although I knew it was a foregone conclusion, was still sad and defeated when Quennie told me my prescription was not ready. "You see, we are understaffed and very busy." Thanks, Quennie, but if you'd followed the advice T's consulting team gave you a decade back, I would not have waited for 25 minutes to find out that I was actually in the wrong line and could have bought my damn Aleve on my own at the Self Checkout.

CVS should not be such a thorn, you know?