Addicting video, orange belt

Well, we've got an Orange Belt in the house. Mr. J is extremely proud. He ax-kicked his board in half twice! Have y'all seen this video of the dwarf goat who leaps and bounds around his friends and at times purposefully knocks them down? I cannot stop watching and laughing at it- totally priceless. Maybe that's the small animal cute factor at play? But what great spirit that little kid (hah! clever!) has. Take two minutes and I guarantee you'll love it.

I think I am bonkers from last night's slumber party. Good lord. I did just toast the coconut and almonds for my ice cream. AAAH!

Sleepless night, almond joy inspired ice cream a'coming

Jack ended up sleeping with me last night, and as such, it was not a remotely restful one. When Jack sleeps, he is like a windmill in gale-force winds crossed with a quidditch bludger wrestling mightily to escape the straps securing it in its box. He's also noisy. At one point, he groaned loudly and heaved himself over me perpendicularly. Leg kicks, arms shooting with abandon, exclamations and rolling- all in all, it was a miserable night of sleep for moi, and I had a really bad dream which I cannot even bear to write down. I feel really rough today and am definitely lacking in both patience and zest. T doesn't know it yet, but I am sleeping in the basement tonight! Inspired by the ease and success of my recent honey and spiced fig ice cream, I decided to make more but this time thought chocolate, almond, coconut and the slightest bit of cardamom might make for a delicious combo. Let me tell you that so far it is really, really good. The chocolate-cardamom egg-custard base is chilling now, and tonight when the end of churning nears, I'm going to stir in some toasted, shredded coconut and some toasted almonds. Yowzers, eh!?

Before that, however, I'm taking J to Tae Kwon Do belt testing- hopefully he returns home an Orange Belt!!

In the news...

I am still dumbfounded by the horrifying, insulting, completely lacking in any scientific knowledge or understanding, misogynistic, crude and all other descriptions of that ilk comments made by idiot Missouri representative, and U.S. Senate hopeful for the love, Todd Akin. If you know not of which I speak, read this article. There are so many things wrong with his comments regarding a woman's body being able to block pregnancy after being "legitimately" raped that I do not even know where to start. I think about his statements and am struck dumb anew. A) This guy is on the House of Reps Science Committee. WTF?! Has he ever taken a biology class? Sex ed? Really? A woman's body can, no tries to, block a pregnancy when raped? That is despicable, inaccurate and grossly judgmental in suggesting that if she does become pregnant, the rape must have been not really a rape.

B) He says he misspoke. You think? How in god's name would one ever think to use the adjective "legitimate" when discussing rape? If he were ever raped, do you think any morsel of his being would consider it "legitimate"? Please, what a ridiculous, rhetorical question. He says he meant to say "forcible" rape. What other kind of rape is there? Jesus, man, come on.

C) Is he married? I can't seem to find basic biographical info on this guy. However, in researching this cretin, I did find that back in '06, he declared, ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE, that gay marriage destroys civilization. This guy is just chock full of love and empathy.

D) His reply to the many calls for him to drop out of the Senate race is that he's not a quitter. That has absolutely nothing to do with his being an asshole. Maybe he's not a quitter, but questions about his ability to finish a race are not why swaths of his own Republican peers are calling for him to drop out. Granted, they're probably urging his exit not because they're SO offended by his statements but more likely (or to be fair, equally) because they realize what a loser this guy is and are worried about losing the seat to McCaskill.

E) GO CLAIRE MCCASKILL. ~~~~~ On a more positive (but it came from something awful) note, did you see that the USDA shut down a beef plant (can you even believe it's called that?) after receiving footage of grossly inhumane treatment of cows heading for slaughter? Reading about this makes me sick to my stomach and is just another bit of supporting evidence regarding why I am SO committed to buying and eating meat ONLY if I know where it comes from, how it was raised and how it was slaughtered. This is just sickening, but kudos to the USDA's action. You might thrill to also know that the company in trouble was, several years ago- not sure if they still are- one of the three main suppliers of beef to the School Lunch Program. The only way we're going to change the food system in the U.S. is to get mad and take action. Hop to it!!