On tap for the last supper (before leaving town), stunning winter fruits

Y'all, how pretty is this array?! Tonight we're going to have steaks with some sort of chutney as well as some dish featuring turnips. T swears he does not like turnips because they have a hint of bitterness in them, but I adore turnips of all kinds so continue to try and shift his palate. Heh. Perhaps I will pan-glaze them in a little butter and sugar.

People, Oliver did not nap two days ago and right now is screaming "Mommy" like a 45 stuck on a scratch. Hells bells, please, Oliver, wait until at least your 3rd birthday to jettison the nap. Mommy really needs the minimal quiet time it provides.

Terrific new product

Can I just tell y'all that it incenses me to spend hours in a doctor's waiting room?! I took the first appointment of the day and left 40 minutes early to leave time for dealing with rush hour traffic. I was still -I thought- cutting it close so I parked in a garage which will cost god knows how much, arrived on time but the doctor was not even here and still is not. I adore my doctor but coming to her office takes as much time as a haircut and highlights. Blarg!!! Anyway, with ample time to read the entirety of the NYT Home section (another of my faves), I discovered this product: the Slobproof Paint Pen (slobproof.com). Basically, it's a hollow paint brush that you fill with your wall color paint. Then you can fix scuffs and mars immediately and with ease. I really think I will have to get one of these, especially as Oliver seems committed to clandestine graffiti as of late.