Does this give you any sense of why I think Oliver will be fratastic in college?

Does this give you any sense of why I think Oliver will be fratastic in college?

A wonderful product

Gals, have you discovered oil absorbing facial wipes? They are the bomb. Just as my natural curls are not pretty but instead look like bad (!) bedhead, my skin’s natural oil looks not dewy but just plain slimy. Thus, I am forever indebted to these fab sheets which you can purchase at CVS or the like.

Am I in a Woody Allen film?

Just watched from my front porch as a man repeatedly hit my car (in back of him) and Tom’s car (in front of him) in an effort to park in a space that was much larger than his car. Come on people. I’m all about bumpers being there for a reason, but to hit each car 4 times? Well, you need to learn how to park.