Getting worse for Weiner; awesome homemade mayo recipe

Can y’all even believe the amount of dirt coming out about Weiner? Disgusting!
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I also want to share with you my adaptation (I use less oil) of Susan Spicer’s recipe for homemade mayo as it is truly delicious:

2 egg yolks + 1 whole egg
1/2 tsp salt
1 heaping tsp Dijon mustard 
juice of 1 lemon (2-3 T)
1 T red wine vinegar (or apple cider vinegar)
1 - 1.5 T EVOO (or half EVOO, half canola)- the more you add, the tighter the mayo
Hot sauce

Place the egg yolks and egg into a blender and add the salt. Add the mustard, lemon juice and vinegar, and process for 15 seconds. Slowly drizzle in the oil, stopping halfway through to add about 1 tsp water. Add some or the rest of the oil, to your desired consistency. Add a dash (or however many you want) of hot sauce, again, to your desired spice level. Scrape the mayo into a lidded bowl and refrigerate for up to 3 days.

To head in the remoulade direction, add another tsp or two of Dijon mustard. Delicious! 

Dinner was a success! These shrimp and risotto cakes (really just risotto as I am just not good a

Dinner was a success! These shrimp and risotto cakes (really just risotto as I am just not good at frying cakes) were delish, and I made another homemade mayo (this one dijon mustard, lemon and hot sauce for a remoulade) for this celery-Granny Smith apple slaw which really is the way to go! And now I bid you adieu.

Comforting info from the T.S.A.

As we walked through the DC and Houston airports today, Jack waved and talked to every policeman, security officer and T.S.A. agent he could. One told him where his bullets were stored -thrilling- and another shook his hand. Then we started to talking to John, a Houston T.S.A. agent. I said, “do y’all attend police academy in order to serve?” His response: “Hardly” with a chuckle.

Now really, after they frisk your babies, throw out your water, toss your homemade jam (yes this happened to me last time), does it make you feel more or less supportive of these stringent (ridiculous) rules to hear that any Joe off the street can be a T.S.A. agent?