Morning whiplash

Poor T had a 5am cab this morning, and the boys were up just before 6. I put O in bed with me with some milk and he happily cuddled and drank it up. It was so cute. He is still kinda baby-squishy which I just love and kept saying “I love you too, Mom.” Then Jack came in with a “speeding ticket” for me [you know, from his arsenal of police gear] and said it would be my last one because he loved me so much.

So I am feeling super warm and fuzzy and anticipating such a calm, commune-of-love type o’ morning. Oatmeal’s cooking on the stove, coffee brewing and then BAM.

“Noooo, I wanna touch your penis.” “No, you can’t, MOOOOOOOMMMMM.” “Where are my police pants?” “I really, really don’t see them.” “Mom, you have a penis?” “No, for the 1,000th time.” “Jack, please for the love go put on some underpants.” “No, you must have underpants on for breakfast.” “Please Mom, play funny piggies game.” “Hurt myself on the foot.” “This is your pointer finger, this is your ring finger, this is your middle finger” as if a) I didn’t teach them this information and b) haven’t known this for a lifetime. “Please, guys, stop talking so much and eat your breakfast.” “Mom, need a chainsaw.” “Mom, Oliver took all my paintbrushes.” “Kids, there are 30 paintbrushes, I think we can figure this out.”

You can imagine that some of the kumbaya’ness was gone after this onslaught. How(!) do people homeschool their kids??? Wow.

Hilarious- from today's NYTimes/Metro Diary

Dear Diary:

As a membership liaison at the Jewish Community Center in Manhattan, I had the following phone call with a member:

Man on phone: “Hi, I want to sign my mom up for a class. Do you have yoga for older people?”
Me: “Yes, we have Gentle Yoga for Seniors.”
Man: “Where can I find this on the Web site?”
Me: “The easiest way is to type ‘gentle yoga’ in the search box.”
Man: “It’s not coming up.”
Me: “Are you at jccmanhattan.org?”
Man: “Yes, but it says zero results. Wait. Maybe I’m spelling it wrong.”
Me: “Yoga is y-o-g-a.”
Man: “No, no; gentle is g-e-n-t-i-l-e? Gentile yoga.”
Me (trying to keep a straight face): “It’s actually g-e-n-t-l-e.”
Man (totally serious): “Oh. Now I see it.”

Emily N.

Ok, I think Socca is a standout recipe. Not only is it super tasty, super healthy and re

A flatbread cooking nicely.

Ready to be dressed.

OMG

Gorgeous watermelon, mint and feta

Ok, I think Socca is a standout recipe. Not only is it super tasty, super healthy and relatively simple, it is also super pretty. Yotam, you’ve thrilled me again. The chickpea flour flatbreads, more like crepes really, were such a neat base; the taste difference (chickpea flour vs. regular) was subtle but nice. It was a slight, reserved, hint of nuttiness that just seemed right with the onions, tomatoes, oil and thyme.

As well, this salad was like spring blooming in your mouth. You might recall (but probably don’t and that is OK) my brief mention of barrel-aged Feta some weeks ago. Such a niche little product that I happened upon, but when you are only using 4 ingredients, this is the kind of special item that can really make a grand show.

Delish!!