Meh list, roast chicken smells wonderfully, humanity and eating

Have y'all seen the "Meh List: Not Hot, Not Not, Just Meh" in the Sunday NYT magazine? I love it. It's a tiny little column in the chaos that is The One-Page Mag. I generally agree with it completely excepting today's inclusion of couscous which I adore. But Amanda Seyfried? "Now out on Blu-ray"? Yes. Kinda reminds me of the Approval Matrix in the NY Magazine which is another great publication. Anyway, totally gaga and in need of comfort, this morning I bought a lovely little chicken rated 5, the penultimate grade, in the Global Animal Partnership's animal welfare standards, and roasted him with thyme, bay leaves, garlic and butter. It smells wonderfully in here right now. I'm a voracious reader of all things related to the ways in which our food is produced, processed or not, and how these methods impact our environment and health. The more I learn, the more stridently unwilling I am to buy or consume animal products whose origins I don't know or aren't traceable. I want my food to come from actual farms, true to the image I conjure when thinking about traditional ones- pastures, no cages, no administered hormones or antibiotics, the food provided is the food the animals evolved to eat.

I want the animals who give their lives to serve our palates to be treated not just humanely, but kindly and with respect during their living tenure. I want to know that, barring any depressive personality characteristics they might have had, their lives were good ones, with space to live and move, that they were fed well, that they weren't suffering.

Not like the feedlot cattle forced to eat the byproducts of our government subsidized, massive corn- and soybean- production rather than the grasses which they evolved -they're ruminants people- to eat, relegated to miserable lives spent not in grassy fields but in pools of excrement, shot through and through with drugs and hormones of all kind, kicked and beaten when they fall down sick, left to die in heaps of similarly ill kin, slaughtered in grotesque and inhumane ways. Not like industrial laying chickens who are caged in windowless warehouses from the moment they're born (if they're female; males are immediately killed), given a space smaller than a sheet of 8x11 paper, placed under lights and administered drugs which force them to lay eggs exponentially more often than they do in nature. Their cages are stacked one upon and next to the other, excrement is everywhere, those who die are tossed aside without care. Not like feedlot pork, industrial turkeys, broiler chickens, geese forcefed and then used for foie gras, and on and on. I'd rather never eat meat again than eat, and thusly support that treatment of, these indentured animals.

The next installment of this subject will focus on the nutritional differences found in animals raised industrially and naturally. Literally food for thought, huh?

It's almost here...

I have not even thought about what to cook tomorrow; this is unprecedented and definitely weird. I've been swamped and am pooped, but I gotta get my Heart Day menu planned. Shnikeys! I did make everyone's Valentine so at least I'm caught up on that front. T has to work late tonight so I'm going to get the rare order of take-out and commit to getting our dinner organized. I still think I want to make the ricotta gnocchi but those are a fair amount of work... The thought of the Nutella pudding continues to make my heart sing, so that's a done deal. Typical that the one set plan of mine is dessert. But T leaves Wednesday -not to return until SUNDAY (who thinks I'll be batshit by then?!)- so I don't want a huge amount of dessert leftover. Or maybe I do. I just received an email, the subject of which was Grow Hostas in a Washing Machine. Why in god's name would I want to do that? Not a spam email, it was, rather, sent from a gardening publication I read regularly. And, I'm sure they were talking about an old, defunct machine, but my question remains. Why? I deleted this email.

Don't y'all think the Republican National Committee's head must be spinning off right now? What is going on with the primaries? I don't mind in the least because A) it's good for Obama, B) it's keeping things interesting, and C) it's a great source of amusement. But seriously, the RNC must be freaking out. Fat Newton is a hypocritical time-bomb, and Rick is so 14th century. Where is the non-Mitt the Reps need? Seemingly nowhere to be found. Heh.

A second trinity for Santorum

Who'd a thunk Sweater Vest would pull out a win in all three primaries yesterday? It kills (and slightly terrifies) me that this means he's now actually won more states than any other contenders. Don't you think Mittens must be in a supremely bad mood? All that dough and he's still not in first. Meanwhile, Newt's got to know his day has come, but then again, that would require a willingness to care about facts as well as a modicum of humility. He doesn't seem to care much for the former nor have any of the latter. I imagine Obama is having a fine day.