Homage to mozzarella di bufala

Assignment #1 from my writing class: a taste that changed your lifeI thought you might enjoy reading my ode!

Had you told me, years ago, that I’d be transported to an other-worldly culinary plane by an unassuming cheese made from the milk of the homely water buffalo, I’d have laughed. Perhaps hysterically. I’d long considered mozzarella completely over-rated sensorily. No taste, a dull mouthfeel, viscid…for some reason, eating it consistently made me feel like I was gumming just-poured cement.

Let’s face it, most domestically-made mozzarellas –think Polly-O- appeal to a palate that prefers American cheese singles: those eerily consistent slices of “cheese” that come pre-cut with beveled edges, each waxy square snugly wrapped in an easy-open parcel of cellophane. Quelle horreur! For most of my life, I opted for feta and goat cheese whenever possible because each provided a tang, a burst on the tongue that made pretty much any dish –from the humblest of cracker to the richest of tarts- rise to greater heights. Why waste my time on the dreaded ball which provided little beyond fat and chalky heft!

As I would later learn and by which I would, gratefully, be humbled, there are wildly disparate interpretations of mozzarella. The King of All, in my opinion, is that crafted from the milk of the water buffalo of Campania, a region in southern Italy. It is not believed that the water buffalo is native to any part of the Italian peninsula, but they have certainly found a happy niche there if the taste of their milk is even a modest indicator of contentedness.

In terms of mozzarella production, buffalo milk trumps cow’s milk in two critical ways: it has a lower water content and a much higher -some estimates put it at double – percentage of fat. Because of these qualities, producers using buffalo milk need less of it to make the same amount of cheese. In addition, buffalo milk’s fat concentration is the glorious culprit behind mozzarella di bufala’s intensely creamy disposition.

Making buffalo milk mozzarella is truly an artisanal craft. Cheese-makers pass milk through multiple steps in a process that must be started within twelve hours of milking. Much of this work - coagulation, heating, curd maturation and breaking, acidification, spinning, forming and salting – is done manually, and it takes no stretch of the imagination to believe that mastery takes much in the way of practice over time.

If you’ve ever been fortunate enough to have a fresh orb of buffalo mozzarella before you, you’ll recall that it trembles at the slightest touch, as if its curds are being held together by the most tenuous of threads. But it is in no way wimpy or flaccid; there’s no grim wobble or waxy list to one side or the other. No, this is a proud cheese; what whey it weeps makes you want plunge your tongue onto the plate immediately so as to prevent any possible waste. When you challenge its exterior with a sharp blade, there is but the slightest resistance, yet it then gives way to a glistening, snow-white interior not the least bit grainy or dull. Rather, the tang of even the smallest bite will, without fail, force you to pause. To stop. To close your eyes, breathe deeply and exclaim: “Did I really just taste something so ethereal? Is there any more? I simply must have more.”

Though incredibly good on a fresh pizza fired at the highest heat you can muster and studded with fresh tomatoes and basil or as the foundation for a true caprese salad, I find mozzarella di bufala to be at its most stupefyingly delicious when dressed with nothing more than a drizzle of olive oil and a sprinkle of salt. This simplicity allows your tongue to be fully, blissfully enveloped by the cheese because truly, it is its own star; the olive oil and salt are supporting actors, providing just enough spark to highlight the ovoline’s velvety piquancy.

Indeed, the utter elementality of mozzarella di bufala is what had such a profound impact on me both the first time I tasted it and each time since. There’s nothing superfluous or overwrought in buffalo milk mozzarella, and in that regard, it seems a perfect distillation of what I know and love about Italian cooking and culture: patience and mindful tending manage to coax the most extraordinary flavor from the most ordinary of ingredients. Perhaps a romanticized perspective, it is, nonetheless, why I never balk at paying upwards of $9 for one gorgeous globe. It’s why I always try to sneak the larger “half” when my husband and I are preparing our weekly pizza. It’s why I still savor and am surprised by each morsel as if it were my first.

Seriously? cardamom crumb cake

Say what? An animal or child woke me up roughly every two hours last night: a nightmare; downstairs scuffling that sounded entirely too mischievous for my liking; coughing in a too-hacky sort of way; scratching and mewing at the door. Something was in bed with me at least 50% of the night and as T is in Boston, it surely wasn't him. I'd finally fallen back asleep when I heard Oliver saying, "Mommy, I can't get out of my bed because my bottom hurts but my sun is up so you should come in." Now I've never been bed-ridden because of bottom pains so I did go to investigate, and it was 6:14 or thereabout. As far as I could tell, there was some minimal diaper rash -maybe- so I put him in bed with me. Then Nutmeg arrived, then Percy. Jack awoke last and, keep this in mind because it'll haunt him later, thanked Oliver for "not waking me up for the first time in a while." We head downstairs, I get breakfast for everyone and start making a crumb cake as a few girlfriends were coming over later. I'd been wanting to try this recipe, a Dorie Greenspan confection, for quite some time because as you may now know, I adore cardamom. dorie greenspan's cardamom crumb cakeThings were going rather swimmingly, and we even had time for a quick game of Operation before carpool arrived for J. He suddenly went ape and had some bizarre meltdown before being belted in my friend's car. Said Oliver had woken him up early (oh really) and it was all Ol's fault. Never a fun spectacle. I got the cake out of the oven, got Oliver dressed for school and went to drop him off. On the way home, I started feeling insanely dizzy, like I'd played dizzy-bat in a room full of fun-house mirrors. Chalking it up to not yet having eaten breakfast and being ridiculously tired, I made it home to brew a pot of tea.

Not a second after one pal knocked on my door, J's school called. He was in the nurse's office feeling ill and I needed to come get him. I was so dizzy that my friend made me sit down and eat some cake which, tragically, I really didn't love but forced down anyway. At that moment I realized what had happened: instead of taking my thyroid supplement earlier, I'd swallowed a whole Ambien. On an empty stomach.  After being up all night. Terrific. I went to get Jack and on the way home started having a more-than-sneaking suspicion that while he may have had a momentary pang of something, he was not sick.

Folks, I was beyond irritated. After lunch, I sent him into his room for a reading-only lockdown. He could neither play nor come out until the time at which, were he in school, he'd hear the bell ring. If you don't think we've since had the mother of all conversations about respect, responsibility, honesty and so forth, you're wrong. We've had it twice. This is so unlike him. I get that kids test boundaries, or perhaps he was anxious about something- I get that too, but damnation was it a trying morning and early afternoon. It is always something. Something that might embarrass, anger, disappoint, sadden you, or some fun-time combo of any/all of the above.

Was I just in Charleston all relaxed and zen?