Monkey in the bathroom

Finally, a minute of calm…or so I thought. I had just settled in on the couch with Percy to read the Science Times and then heard an extremely loud crash followed by
“MOMMY” and tears. Having no clue what could possibly have happened, I raced upstairs to find Jack leaving the bathroom. Wha?? He had stood on the potty, hung from the little rod that opens/closes your blinds and then, when that didn’t hold him -DUH- he and the rod crashed to the floor. I got him back into bed and he launched into a conversation about how we haaadd to make vanilla pops using the recipe from this month’s Highlights. Fine, fine. Aah- go to sleep!