and he’s not…it can make for a long evening.
Tom has been laughing about the DUMBEST puns all night.
EX: me: “Can I pour this cold curd on this warm cheesecake?”
Tom: “I don’t know, I’m not Kurdish.”
Jesus H. Christ.
Also, me: “Hon, I’m sorry I forgot to cook your corn on the cob tonight for the 4th.”
Tom: “I didn’t get Corn on the Fourth of July.”
HORRIBLE. I’m dying. Thank god for good wine.