I arrived at our hotel not two hours ago and have already eaten at ‘wichcraft (not standout, Tom Colicchio; what’s up?!), bought the sunhat I’ve been wanting, stumbled upon and immediately snapped up a great pair of earrings from a street artisan, got samples at Sephora, was sad to find only a peanut butter version of the spelt brownie I wanted from Whole Foods (I don’t do peanut butter in cookies or brownies), and had a glass of a fabulous Chablis which Tom had waiting in the room.

Holy kid-free weekend, Batman!