Hilarious child gourmet story

Yesterday afternoon, Jack asked for a snack, so I asked what he wanted. Without hesitation, he replied, “An aprium please.” I said, “bud, you ate them all yesterday.” He said, “ooooh maaaan” with a dramatic and dejected sigh. A friend was here and was like, “what’s an aprium?” For the record it is an apricot crossed with a plum, not to be confused with a pluot in which the plum is dominant.