Oh, Mamas and Papas, you know it to be true. By 7am this morning, we’d found two puke spots from Percy on the white parts of our family room carpet and discovered Oliver spraying Simple Green with joyful abandon all over our bedroom furniture. Tom is now water-vacuuming the regurg stains out, I’m nursing my coffee and trying to corral the kids, and wishin’ and hopin’ that the deck guys actually come today (having bailed on Saturday). Mamma mia. And a happy Monday to you all.