Ants, when men are sick

Y’all, I might have to release the ants outside. Although they are fascinating to watch, I feel a real responsibility for their well-being, and really, would you like to live in a 1” wide plastic box? They are obviously very intelligent little guys, and I feel like they should be able to spread their wings. After having almost killed the ants by overwatering and feeding, I backed off. Well, this morning, I gave them some water and you should have seen the entire colony haul ass towards it immediately. Aah, poor things, they were so thirsty, as I would have been if I’d been carting sand granules around in my mouth.

Tom thinks I always over-attribute to animals. I suppose I do anthropomorphize sometimes, but at least I am, thusly, kind to almost all creatures (the fly, mosquito and gnat are totally exempt from my kindness).
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Let’s talk about men when they are sick. Are you kidding me? That’s pretty much all I probably need to say about this subject. Pitiful!