Wine in hand, here we go. In T minus 13. I swear to G, Lester, you better NOT Matt Lauer yourself. #debate1
Melania v Bill. Amazing likenesses. Said no one ever. #HnotT
And where are those personal tax returns?
This man is a g-damn imbecile. "You're going to regulate these businesses out of existence." And yet he cannot explain that, cannot give evidence, cannot do anything but combust and bloviate. #HnotT #debatenight
"You've been fighting ISIS your entire adult life." WHAT in the Sam Hill is he talking about???? I am not sure he's going to make it through the next ten minutes. "Secretary Clinton won't allow them to bring the money back." BUT HE OFFSHORES EVERYTHING! #HnotT #debatenight
"I will release them as soon as the audit...I've been audited for the past 15 years." Um, an audit does not preclude sharing tax returns AND audited 15 years in a row says something. #HnotT #criminal #debatenight
"We have gangs roaming the streets. We are in hell. 4,000 deaths in Chicago since President Obama took office. It's his hometown. You need stop and frisk." What if you stopped and frisked everyone in TX? I'm just saying. And are you trying to link this shit to Obama? And who are "these people"? #HnotT#opencarryisridiculous #debatenight
So, PS, the Trump campaign is furiously deleting all his old tweets. Interesting.#HnotT
ISIS "is beating us at our own game. I have a son, he's 10 years old. We created the internet. The security aspect of cyber is UGE, hardly doable." Y'all, that is not a sensical, not-on-coke series of thoughts. #HnotT#debatenight
"Yes, Sean and I have always had deep, intellectual and philosophical debates about how awful the Iraq war was. I always voted against it."
"Also, i have a much better temperament than she does, AND I know how to win."
Wait, seriously. Did he just say nuclear disarmament was the main priority? Didn't he just say ISIS was the big deal? And now, "we lose on everything. We can't defend Japan." Me no understand this new language of one. #HnotT#debatenight #heisSTOOPID
And now he desperately segues back to ISIS and...JAPAN???????