Hysterical convo between the boys

Tom is blowing his nose, I'm in bed, J and O are in J's room. It is about 6:40am. O: "What's that sound, Jack?" J: "Dad blowing his nose." O: "No, it's Mommy blowing she's nose." J: "Oliver, it's not she's, it's her." O: "Ladies have a bottom." J: "Everyone has a bottom." O: "Mans have a bottom." J: "Oliver, it's not mans, it's men."

And then they started singing a made-up song.