This morning on the way to school I told the kids that Misse and Poppy (my parents) had landed in Istanbul. "Boys, try to find Turkey on a map in your classrooms. It's over an ocean and past Italy."
Oliver said, "Ooh, if we visit Chicken one day we can also visit Italy on our way home."
Swear to god he wasn't trying to be funny. Jack said, "Chicken??? Hah! Do you mean Turkey?"
Ol said: "Oh yes, I forgot."
We all laughed our faces off!