Praise whomever for the nap I got, hilarious book

After taking Oliver to school, I came home, crashed on the couch with Percy and woke with a start nearly two hours later. I feel on the cusp of human again which is a very good thing. After taking Mr. Pug for a walk, I'd just started in on the dishes when J's school called and said he was feeling sick. After picking him up, we went to the Paper Source which is always a wonderfully fun time, and I came across this funny as all get out book published by The Onion. Have you perused this at all? Hilar! And yes, I swiped this pic from amazon, hence the screaming "LOOK INSIDE" banner.