Em-i-lis(t) of the day

1) I might have just eaten too much apple streusel bread! 2) Did you love the game, Operation, as a child? I did too! Just bought it for the boys, and it's not nearly as great. Instead of the appendix, you have to tweeze a toilet out of the guy's stomach. What?

3) Just saw a dapper man walking down Wisconsin Ave (big street!) drinking a large glass of wine. It's 4:48p. Nice, guy.

4) My entire face has post-contact dermatitis dandruff. Do you think that I'll look like I got a chemical peel after this? Will I look porcelain-like and refreshed? Somehow I doubt it.