Hilarious but also serious article about cicerchia

Ok, y'all, I really loved those damn beans last night and, thus, was bummed to read this article (although it's hilarious, laugh-out-loud in parts, too! Bravo, Hank Shaw!) which informed me that the cicerchia beans, aka chickling vetch, fava chickpea and flat pea, contain a neurotoxin. If you eat these lovelies every day, you can get sick, real sick. Good thing they're hard to find, I guess.