Dear All The Snow,
You may leave now. You're crimping my gutters and pulling boards off AROMO and canceling and/or delaying school and making things die and ripping my Dish off the exterior wall of my home and being generally annoying. You've started melting so the kids' don't even want to play in you anymore.
Please do not come back until 2017 at the earliest. Or, if you do, go to a city that better handles your existence and removal.
Tired and Busy Mom Who Can Play No More Board Games