You cannot imagine the volume at which Jack turned on Free To Be, You and Me tonight when I told him he could listen to music as he went to sleep. I needed ear plugs. Downstairs. While cooking with the stove-top vent on. I like his choice, but really, man.
Who can help me understand Clive Davis' dyed green head? This is not fooling anyone, Clive. You are bald on top. Painting yourself to look like a mossy, swampy bit of turf just makes you look extremely odd.